'Salad Days' for T Magazine with Richard Burbridge and Robbie Spencer

I don't envy the poor models who have to work with me a lot of the time. If I'm not getting you to climb into a horribly claustrophobic cage set, I'm pouring jelly over you or gluing fish heads to your face. This is my latest editorial with Robbie Spencer and Richard Burbridge for T Magazine, continuing me and Robbie's ongoing quest to see how much stuff we can throw onto a model before he or she storms off set, this time using all kinds of sticky foods as our weapon. Julia Nobis and Hanne Gaby Odiele were fantastically patient with us as we piled seafood, meat, vegetables and noodles on them for a couple of days.

So let this be a warning to all you budding models out there, if you turn up to a job and see me on set organizing a gigantic table full of wire, glue and all sorts of creepy looking aquatic creatures I'd get on the phone to your agent quick.

Special thanks to Catherine Mudford and Tyler Cancro